How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage