How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head