How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.