Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Shelf-ish
They hog the Schwing set.
In piggy banks.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
Because it's shellfish.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Sir Lunchalot.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Hog and kisses!
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
Gold digging
He fell on his ash.
Ten-ish.
Tennish
Because they're shellfish.
A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.
Coma-toes.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
Qui-Gon Gin.
