Hog Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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