Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"