Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"