Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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Why do Italians make good spies?

Because they're masters of "DEESE GUYS!"

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.