What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.