What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."