What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Flu Jokes More Flu Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu