How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.