What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.