What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

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Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!