What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.