What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.