What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.