What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.