What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.