What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.