What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Accessories

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A: A horse and rider.

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Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Budweiser

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!