What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Start from scratch.

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Some people actually believe santa exist.

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I pull out of both of them.

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Because a lot of them are in schools.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication