What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.