How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

Gnome Jokes More Gnome Jokes

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.