How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: WHAT

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.