How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.