How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.