How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

none, PETA can't change anything.

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.