How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.