How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.