How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."