Peephole Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.