What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.