What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.