What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.