Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE