Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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Where do dumb aliens go?

Area 52

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE