Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE