What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.