What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.