What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.