What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

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What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

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What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What is the result?

A tie.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!