Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.