Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.