Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..