Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What do you call a Mexican Ghost?

A Juanting.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.