Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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Try two pairs of stilts!

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A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

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Because it's probably your bike

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Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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Another, Juan

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A Taco Belle.