What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.