What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!