What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law