A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.
You can't play football with the remote.
About 3000 miles !
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Your family has impeccable taste.
Don't feed it !
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.