How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

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Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.