John Lennon Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

What was John Lennons final hit?

The pavement

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

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Doctor.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

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They both came in a yellow box

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They both capture that special moment

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.