How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What do you call a trio of Muslims?

The Three Mosqueteers.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They live in eternal darkness.