What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.