What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

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What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!