What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.