How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*