How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.