Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high