Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Gey protein.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

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What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned