Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.