What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Udder chaos!

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Geek Squad

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Getting all high and mighty

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.