Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Previous Random Joke Next

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.