Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

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What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right