What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son