I thought he didn't care about the 1%
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)
I don't care. You pick
1 dead baby in 5 trash cans
No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
