Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.