Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

What would you call ISIS after they've been eliminated?

WASWAS.