Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do you call an old man whose retarded?

Bernie Sanders!!

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!