Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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Why do so many Italian men wear mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.