Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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She was wearing mittens

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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Cyrano de Burgerac!

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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In case of any night mares!

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!