What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!