Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Transport Jokes More Transport Jokes

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.