Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot