Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Who pays?

Germany.

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Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.