Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Ceremony Jokes More Ceremony Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.