Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

diepole

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.