How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's