How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.