How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How many does it take to screw in lightbulb?

thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*