How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

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How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts