What's black, white, asian, and mexican?

A lazy panda.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.