What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.