What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback